he's an uneducated chinese farmer who accidentally burnt down his home and plunged his family into debt. but goddamnit he creates robots from scratch! take that, you MIT geniuses.

check out how creepy his robot is. do you like the moving eyes, flapping ears, and freaky weird rectum/cephalopod-esque mouth? i love that he's wearing a hat and got the sweat rag draped around his shoulders. lastly, the wife is spicy, what with her sassy twilly action.

god i love china.